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Hey

I'm a sad and lonely attention seeker and no one ever comments on my blog.

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LAWL: Part 2

seriously. says: (Sen)
anyways, i'm watching miami vice as we speak

I am so hot says: (Me)
as you're talking to me?

seriously. says:
yes

I am so hot says:
oh no

I am so hot says:
i guess i should vacate

seriously. says:
well i'm watching it for the third time

I am so hot says:
oooh

I am so hot says:
what scene you at

seriously. says:
"allow me to buy you a drink"

seriously. says:
"how fast does that go?"

seriously. says:
"goes very fast"

seriously. says:
etc

I am so hot says:
speedboat

seriously. says:
yup

I am so hot says:
i love those speedboat shots

seriously. says:
yup

I am so hot says:
cubans don't like me

I am so hot says:
and they don;t like my passport either

seriously. says:
LOL

seriously. says:
omg

seriously. says:
that was the exact moment he said it

seriously. says:
wow

I am so hot says:
what can i say

seriously. says:
bravo

I am so hot says:
thanks


Shortly afterwards....


am so hot says:
what scene now

seriously. says:
gong li is talking with montoya

I am so hot says:
oh

I am so hot says:
we will close their eyes forever

seriously. says:
omg

seriously. says:
she just said that

seriously. says:
right now

I am so hot says:
i swear i'm not at your house

seriously. says:
Lol.

I am so hot says:
I promise

I am so hot says:
not under your bed

seriously. says:
i believe you

I am so hot says:
or in your closet

I am so hot says:
lols

seriously. says:
haha

What can I say? I'm brilliant

LAWL

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says: (SEN)
tell him (FIST) i saw rocky balboa and it sucked

For your eyes only... says: (ME)
really?

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
yes

For your eyes only... says:
LOL

For your eyes only... says:
PMS

For your eyes only... says:
same old same old movie?

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
hah yeah

For your eyes only... says:
i'm sure he'll find "somethign" good in the film

For your eyes only... says:
something great pardon me

For your eyes only... says:
he'll talk about the subtle mannerisms where isn't none and such

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
i'm sure he will

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
hahaha

For your eyes only... says:
lulz

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
dude sly was so fucking funny

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
he sucked big time. and i'm a fan of his early works. but here, he totally blew it

For your eyes only... says:
lulz

For your eyes only... says:
he's fat too

For your eyes only... says:
pardon the superficiality

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
yes

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
and his face is disgusting

For your eyes only... says:
LOLz

For your eyes only... says:
too much blubber, he looks funny when he crouches

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
yup yup

johnny napalm with liberty spikes!! says:
blubber is the right word

This is the stuff Oscars are made of

"Michael Mann's Miami Vice was terrible and the biggest flop in history: it has nothing to do with the TV show; Mann was just looking to cash in and make nice summer money; the obvious add placement for mojitos is just terrible; the film looks like it was shot on a cellphone and uses too much zooms that shake; it completely misses the real Miami and is dirty, grainy, and dark; the editing is choppy; Colin is soooo bad--he looks like he just shot a porn, is fat, and has greasy hair and a nasty mustache; there's no brotherliness between Farrell and Foxx; there's too much sex; Gong can't speak english; the dialogue is awful and repetitive; Archangel is such a dumb name; they should have called it Bad Boys 3, but there's really only one shootout--it's not even good enough for that name. " Mr_Chopin

Do IMDB users dream of pretentious sheep?

This highly unconventional and controversial list compiled by me and my colleague golden_hawk, whom over the years slowly became my most trusted stooge, haha, no my best friend, is guaranteed to be a list discussed for the ages. It is the result of plentiful scientific research into the minds of the complex personalities of IMDB, as well as our undeniable lack of lives. But whatever the case, it is significant and I hope will be appreciated for the effort put forth into the making of such a list. And whatever assumptions you might have about us being your stalkers, we are not. The fact that you would consider visiting this blog would not make you any less of a stalker yourself. So, you might wonder, how do we measure whom to put on this list and whom not to? I admit it is a painstaking process and required much discussion from me and my colleague, but when it came down to it, it usually includes the users who are the most profolic, most likely to catch our eyes, and ones who have truly made a mark on the IMDB boards of Best and Worst/Oscar Buzz. Granted many worthy users (and we didn't forget you) were skipped over in our meticulous process, but quoting Uncle Scar in the Lion King "Life's not fair, is it?" so without further ado, I present you with our most glorious pieces of work ever. It's truly stark-raving genius!

Rank of 25 important IMDB users in order of most pretentious:
1. dan aka
2. cloak
3. lostinxsdt_breathless
4. scotty_laddie
5. charmeleon
6. sense
7. Rwiggum
8. chopin
9. freak
10. marisa
11. trav
12. sen
13. fuk
14. ally
15. nicolas_libertine
16. fist aka golden_hawk
17. misterp aka RomanticRights
18. sol
19. thedrunkenangel
20. undy aka fishlady aka emma
21. eroticrodja
22. joe_gilis
23. caz
24. inar
25. alex_blancha

signed: freak and golden_hawk

note: The only user not figured out is TBP4 (we're unable to)