Wednesday, December 27, 2006
This is the stuff Oscars are made of
"Michael Mann's Miami Vice was terrible and the biggest flop in history: it has nothing to do with the TV show; Mann was just looking to cash in and make nice summer money; the obvious add placement for mojitos is just terrible; the film looks like it was shot on a cellphone and uses too much zooms that shake; it completely misses the real Miami and is dirty, grainy, and dark; the editing is choppy; Colin is soooo bad--he looks like he just shot a porn, is fat, and has greasy hair and a nasty mustache; there's no brotherliness between Farrell and Foxx; there's too much sex; Gong can't speak english; the dialogue is awful and repetitive; Archangel is such a dumb name; they should have called it Bad Boys 3, but there's really only one shootout--it's not even good enough for that name. " Mr_Chopin
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{T:} Miami Vice is the sex.
TV version > Movie version.
No contest.
Apples and oranges. They're not different versions, they're different works entirely. Hobo.
Don Johnson > Colin Farrell, whose name's spelling I don't care to check. The end.
Too bad you got it right..... it just doesn't have the same effect that way.
The film was highly underrated by most people but also highly overrated by Chopin.
Lol, by Chopin? Freak and I rate it as high as he duz.
True.
Freak
Trav
Bird
Chopin
TBP
Cloak says it's much better than United 93 and Babel. There's our fanbase.
And and shang also if he wants. Just so everyone knows it's superior to United 93. That's kind of like... a fact.
And Fuk, wherever he is these days.
Oh yeh. I updated my blog profile, your gayness.
"40. Miami Vice (Michael Mann, 2006)"
Is that it?
Love the sesame street theme. Was I obsessed with it when I was young!
My blog profile, you neanderthal
You might want to delete that cause it makes you look dumb.
I just feel like insulting you.
The Vice thing was a side comment. Answer. Wasn't last night's viewing as good as the previous ones?
Chopin likes it more
Yes. It deserves a higher spot than 40 actually. I just can't put it above 36-39, those are just too lovely.
Ok, shang.
Which means you still prefer Marie. Loser.
Who cares? Bomo. They're just rankings. How the hell do I link up my friend's pages on my profile?
RomanticRights is my stooge.... LOL.
Which pages. Can you even do that?
Ask Und. And the RR thing ain't funny.
*Collateral nightclub scene music*
I swear this is my second reply on the thread...Anyone that imitates me must die.
Babel IS better than Miami Vice. Good night.
Your soul is mine.
And I'll be watching Baybl later this week, so we'll see.
Freak's in love with his own Dreamgilis review.
Write one on Vice, dummo. *bed*
Ugh, you're such an idiot. It's a competition and I've posted it only once on another thread. It's not like Nick doesn't flash every review he writes.
And I told you to come on MSN. Where are you?
Ya know what "bed" means, don't you?
Dreamgilis = genius.
Babel is better than Miami Vice. And Ignrant French Queen. And the Waterfountain.
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